Family scripture reading doesn't seem to be working. Chuck Norris somehow came up while we were reading the last chapter of Luke and here are some of tonight's post family reading/family prayer comments.
Craig: How many times has Lindsey Lohan been arrested for DUI?
Tom: She doesn't know. She only has ten fingers so she can't count them all.
Craig: When they cremate her they'll be taking bets on how long she burns.
Tom: She won't burn. She'll explode!
Craig: And when they cremate Nancy Pelosi . . .
Tom and Craig together: She won't burn, she'll melt.
What should I do about my boys? I think sending them to time out together would be dangerous.
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