The Jive Bible

Years ago there was an article in our newspaper about The Jive Bible.  There was a short excerpt and it was hilarious.  Every once in a while I would remember it, but it wasn't until two nights ago that I finally Googled it and found Genesis I online.  Here's the link:  http://forums.randi.org/archive/index.php/t-2321.html  Be forewarned, you will laugh harder than you ever have.  I read it out loud to the kids and was laughing so hard I could hardly speak.  It's a lot of fun, but Craig warns that, "references to structures that block off water (with an "n" on the end) are in pretty much every verse."  Enjoy!