We were just finishing dinner tonight when Craig said, "If it was allowed, I would put speakers in my pocket, hook them up to my iPod and play my theme song as I walked into my classes. Then everyone would look up and say my catchphrase." So I asked, "What is your catchphrase?" "Craig Chamberlain...more fun than being stoned." Then he added, "You can take that biblically or hippily."
He also has been insisting for months now that Canada isn't real. Tonight he was talking about Baja, New York. I asked if he meant Baja, California. "No," he said, "I mean Baja (pronounced bah-jah), New York. The government calls it Canada, but Canada doesn't exist." Perhaps I need to search his room for funny-colored pills or smokable weeds.
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